May 2013
7 posts
April 2013
36 posts
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
dragonholiday:
must act cool must act cool must act cool *spills caprisun* shit
londongrimshaw:
[falls in the shower] parkour
4 tags
smidgers:
”free wifi”
”please ask a member of staff for details”
GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL IN THE MORNING
howdoiputthisgently:
(reality tv gifs)
ponshi:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
oprahsmom:
nagaytokomaeda:
proladykilla:
nagaytokomaeda:
will you vincent van gogh out with me
how about vincent van no……
vincent van oh…..
WHAT? Speak in my good ear.
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
jesuschristvevo:
tltty:
snow WHITE? aw hell no we need to get some diversity up in this bitch
snow half lebanese half korean
how can you be half lesbian
i misread this. i’ll see myself out
q-bert:
dampsandwich:
sorry officer but im also an officer and youre arrested for pulling me over. didnt think that would happen did you. how dare you
upgraders:
Can you legally change your name to add emojis to it
beepony:
artekka:
fapoleon-bonerparte:
I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again
My favorite picture of him
“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”
I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
doctor-wholmes:
meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’
angelwithwormstache:
portablemiah:
benskid:
portablemiah:
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
March 2013
100 posts
the-angry-sharkbender:
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
ICH LIEBE DICH
Getting out of school on a Friday
humorismo:
japanimes:
ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap
